A Modern Modest Proposal

It is a truly depressing matter to rule the complete and utter destruction of Haiti. Since the earthquake, the tribe has being slowing wasting away away. The people that inhabit the land argon suffering terribly and tolerate the most brutal conditions. Tent cities, populated by close to septette thousand people, are being subject to crime and the propagation of a multitude of diseases. Parentless kidren wander aimlessly, searching for any remnant of solid food or even a single droplet of water.If they do not align their precious water and food they provide stopping point up standardised earthly concerny others who end up passing out due to starving or dehydration and eventually dying. Only the fortunate have an positive place to chitchat a home, if one considers four sticks embedded in the ground covered by old clothing a house. It is indisputable that a precarious situation exists in Haiti. Any moral hu universes being must realize that action has to be taken. Haiti could serve as a valuable consumer market if the nation is restored back to a arrant(a) state of stability.It would aid both single Ameri go off in that it could potentially boost our economy. It could serve as another place to have manufacturing make cheaply because Haitians are desperate for any job. We could use this nation for our profit and integrate them as valuable aspects of our economy. The real question is not why should we religious service them it actually is why should we not help this feeble nation. Haiti necessitate us great Ameri put ups to lend our hand and help them from their destruction and devastation. This troth has engulfed the majority of my thoughts for the past few years.Constantly, weighing out the pros and cons of each and every situation. All of the other solutions exclusively do not sufficiently situate the problems of Haiti, according to my calculations. This being true, the only plausible solution that would efficaciously nail down the imme nse amount of problems in Haiti is my proposal. It is reasonable to believe that the situation result only worsen. With new children being born due to the rape of women and the free burning manifestation of deadly infections it is becoming increasingly difficult for Haiti to recover.That is why orchestrate and immediate action is imperative to the survival of this potential huge asset to America. My proposition is the perfect panacea for Haiti. It bequeath bring an abrupt quit to all the problems in Haiti. No longer will a child have to scour the streets looking for food. No longer will mothers hook people to take their children to a safer environment. No longer will on that point be unconscious infants, due to dehydration and lack of nourishment, being lugged or so by their elder siblings. The distress and chaos will come to an end if my minor proposal is followed with the utmost precision.It is now that I bring to you my modest proposal. It is simple really slaughter the elderly, weak, sick, and the children, who are too young to abide for themselves. There is a plethora of uses that come from their bodies. First the bones can be used to build much more stable houses. They can act as a very sturdy shelter that will actually be able to withstand the rainy season, unlike their occurrent houses built from simple cloth and sticks. Then the meat, which is not infected with disease, will act as valuable source of nourishment for the hungry.I have been reassured by an array of scientists that for every one hundred gibibytes of creative thinker there are 78 grams of water, 10 grams of fat, 11 grams of protein, and 1 gram of carbohydrate. This will be an easy way to get the remaining nation water and the necessary nutrition they need. I assure you that this is the most efficient way to provide shelter, food, and prevent the spread of disease. There is no viable rejection to my proposal. All of those who claim there are alternative methods to service of process the Haitians are mistaken.The idea that we should take more direct action in assist Haiti is laughable. I have ventured off into Haiti once to try and help them. I had success in helping a small population in Haiti. I gave them water, helped rebuild a school, and entertained the lonely children. But what does that do? Nothing. After all, they are still in desperation constant help and gradually development of Haiti is not the answer, clearly. There has to be one delimit movement that will drastically alter their condition of lives. People well(p) tend to forget about problems that are not in the news. referable to the incurable attention deficit disorder that has cursed this country, Haiti requires immediate and drastic action. There is much humanitarian talk of alternative absurd methods to helping this country. One is attempting to fund raise in America and use that specie to build hospitals and other necessary buildings. Another idea is to aid the Haitians in recon structing their society rather than just throwing food and water at them fundamentally help them become a self-sustaining nation. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a ifetime, obviously this Chinese proverb is just nonsense. There have even been suggestions to try and work cohesively on an transnational level. With these foolish proposals it should be obvious that it is mine that is the most logical and efficient. I will be the first one to initiate my proposal. I am traveling this April to do so. I have been accepting donations to fund my grease ones palms of the toxins that will kill those who need to be killed. So I call upon the people of America to rise up and overcome their ignorance and help this nation in a true state of need.